Category:Notable Relationships

The Professor has known a great many people in his career as an immortal being. He once had a love affair with Leonardo da Vinci, who painted a beautiful masterpiece of the Professor. However, the Professor’s glory was so strong that it burned the eyes of all humans who looked at the portrait, causing da Vinci to repaint it with the image of an everyday woman, naming it the Mona Lisa. The Professor was so enraged at this slight that his relationship with da Vinci ended instantly. God, who has always had romantic feelings for the Professor, took it upon themself to murder da Vinci in the Professor’s name.

In 1991, in a public park, an infant Ryan Bergara threw a hot dog into the face of the Professor. This marked the beginning of their feud The Professor has henceforth been filled with hatred for Bergara, and vowed to make his life miserable. Upon meeting Shane Madej, he co-wrote the Hot Daga to spite Bergara, notably creating the character Pam after him. After the establishment of Puppet History, the Professor vowed that Ryan Bergara would never win the title of History Master.